Can you write a comical tale about AMERICAN IDOL that includes these lines, just 4 the fun of it?

Sunshine♥MattBaby asked:


1. That signifies nothing except that you are _________.
2. The girl in the motorcycle jacket and the dude with pink hair.
3. As the stage caved in, Simon shouted: “__________________.”
4. Liberace would have been proud.
5. What kind of crazy-ass aliens raised you?

Posted: October 15th, 2009 under Gossip.
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Comment from Qiu-Cup
October 16, 2009 at 6:43 am

yes, i can.

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Comment from Deanne
October 18, 2009 at 5:20 am

The girl in the motorcycle jacket and the dude with the pink hair where singing a duet and playing the piano on stage. As the stage caved in, Simon shouted “THANK GOD, I couldn’t stand another second, that was absolutely horrendous. Paula, turned to him and said “that signifies nothing except that you are a complete and utter moron. Simon then looked at the girl and the dude with the pink hair and said, what kind of crazy aliens raised you? the dude with the pink hair said whatever simon, we think liberace would have been proud.

Comment from ghouly05
October 21, 2009 at 1:01 am

During the auditions for season 8 of American Idol, Ghouly took the stage right after (2) the girl in the motorcycle jacket and the dude with pink hair who both thought they were hot rockers. They of course were nothing compared to him. He brought his own keyboard and really jammed for about minutes. His playing was unlike anyone who had come before, and he looked particularly striking in his sequined white coat. Even (4) Liberace would have been proud and envious.

As the performance reached a crescendo Paula shouted (5) “What kind of crazy-*** aliens raised you?” as the raucous performance caused the stage to collapse. (3) As the stage caved in, Simon shouted: “Welcome to Season 8 Ghouly.”

As I told my wife about that dream and its significance, hoping it meant I should try out for season 8, she said (1) That signifies nothing except that you are a frustrated rocker who should never be allowed to eat hot wings before going to bed; now leave me alone and let me sleep.”..

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